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Apr. 17th, 2006 | 04:05 pm

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
tom cruise

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
linkin park

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
your mom

4. What is your favorite cheese?
cheddar, extra sharp

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
a turkey club on wheat, no bacon, easy on the mayo, deli fresh american cheese, crisp lettuce, yummy tomato, salt and pepper
oh now i'm hungry

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
pssssh... marky mark!  have you SEEN his middle section?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
probably genuine... for reasons see #6

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
probably on various things... gas, cigs, food... the usual

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
paris!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
shoppingggggggg!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Either Gentlemens Jack or... Grey Goose

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I would travel back to the early 1900s and invent film & television

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
i rule your ass

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
it's called 'sugar cup' and it's about neighbors borrowing cups of sugar and then really just having lots of sex

15. What is your favorite explosive?
aquanet

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
spinning bed kick of doom

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
1 trash bag, full of whatever i could grab... think supermarket sweeps

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
make some phone calls, send some emails, give some hugs, and maybe send a death threat or two to the few people i hate... just for giggles

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
time travel/ability to stop time

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the half hour where i cheated on my first boyfriend... or the half hour where i backed into some kids car and then bragged about it

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
grown man sniffing my hair when i was 12... eww.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
let's go to Italy then

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
whichever is the coolest with the least amount of loud, obnoxious and/or slutty girls... they make me mad when i'm drunk

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
i would float to... the house of someone i dislike so i could booyainyourfaceicanfloatandyoucan't them

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
gilda radner

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? i dunno... maybe my grandfather

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