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Apr. 12th, 2006 | 04:17 pm

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE IT GUY IN MY OFFICE HAS SABOTAGED MY PRINTER!


1. HE'S ASKED ME SEVERAL TIMES IF I USE IT AND I ALWAYS SAY YEAH! ALL THE TIME DUDE!

2. HE USED MY COMPUTER WHEN I WAS OUT YESTERDAY.

3. I KNOW HOW TO FIX MY PRINTER WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. TODAY.. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX WHAT HAS GONE WRONG.

4. I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON ME AND DISLIKES ME AT THE SAME TIME. I'M CERTAIN THAT HE'S AFRAID OF MY BOOB-AREA. MAYBE BECAUSE THEY'RE TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN AND HE IS NOT.

SO. HE'S SABOTAGED MY PRINTER SO THAT I AM FORCED TO USE THE 'SHARED PRINTER.' HE THINKS HE'S GOT ME FOOLED, BUT I'M ONTO HIS GAMES. NEVER TRY TO DOOP THE DOOPER!!

::TBC::

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Apr. 7th, 2006 | 02:22 pm

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Apr. 7th, 2006 | 12:30 pm
mood: bored bored
music: Radiohead - Prove Yourself

Got this from gun_metal

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

My birthday:

COOL INFO!
1374 - A sudden outbreak of St. John's Dance causes people in the streets of Aachen, Germany, to experience hallucinations and begin to jump and twitch uncontrollably until they collapse from exhaustion.

1880 - First performance of O Canada, the song that would become the national anthem of Canada, at the Congrès national des Canadiens-Français.

1957 - The U.S. Supreme Court rules that obscenity is not protected by the First Amendment. (fuck that!)

BIRTHS:
1895 - Jack Dempsey, American boxer (d. 1983)
1777 - John Ross, British naval officer and explorer (d. 1856)

DEATHS:
1520 - Hosokawa Sumimoto, Japanese samurai commander (b. 1489)



My birthday is cooler than yours.

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Apr. 3rd, 2006 | 02:00 pm
location: @ work hehehe
mood: okay okay
music: 'a movie script ending' death cab for cutie



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Mar. 29th, 2006 | 04:52 pm

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Mar. 27th, 2006 | 01:13 pm
music: Twisted - Keith Sweat + all the songs listed in this post

Put your music player on random, then write the titles of the first twenty songs that come up, and add 'in my pants.' Then tag five people to do this...

[I don't have my zen w/me today, so I'll have to use my account on Yahoo Launch..]

1. The W.A.N.D... in my pants
2. Here I Am (Come and Take Me)... in my pants
3. For The Nasty... in my pants
4. Teardrop... in my pants
5. Stand Up For Love... in my pants
6. Living In The World Today... in my pants
7. TKO... in my pants
8. Jerk It Out... in my pants
9. Blue Eyes... in my pants
10. Carry The Zero... in my pants
11. Tuff Ghost... in my pants
12. Prove Yourself... in my pants [HA!]
13. Mary's Little Lamb... in my pants
14. Sell Out... in my pants
15. Fair... in my pants
16. I Try... in my pants
17. All Night Long... in my pants
18. Pink Triangle... in my pants
19. The Painter... in my pants
20. Twisted... in my pants


#2, #3, #16 - Those are all cute
#8 - That is just hilarious
#12 - That's pretty damn good too
#4 - That sounds like some sexually emphasized emo band
#18 - That sounds like some kind of pube-dying fetish

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Mar. 22nd, 2006 | 11:50 pm

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Mar. 20th, 2006 | 01:13 pm

1 more thing --

I saw Dave Chapelle's Block Party.. It was really good. Made me feel happy.

That is all.

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Mar. 20th, 2006 | 01:11 pm

You Are a Glam Rocker!

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Mar. 20th, 2006 | 12:53 pm

Hi there. I'm back from Germany. My trip was great, I had lots of fun. I'll definately need to go back with either friends or at least some family members who are closer in age so I can enjoy myself in the evenings. Unfortunately my parents were done for the day around 8 or 9 pm, so I found myself wandering around a lot.

I'll have pictures, eventually.

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